Monday, December 04, 2006

Weird thing found on the job of the week

Im starting a new "thread" the first weird thing to be found is......
A Really sharp screw
WOOT!

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

(red)

For Halloween I am being the color red. If you go to the Gap they will have a section of all (red) things. But not all thing are red. Half of the profit will go to getting pills for HIV positive people in Africa who can't afford them.
http://www.youtube.com/thecampaign

Friday, October 13, 2006

returning a favor

Wednesday, September 27, 2006


discuss.

Thursday, September 14, 2006







I went to the Delaware Water Gap a month ago and these are some pictures.

Fun day

Tomarrow is 'fun day' at my middle school. If your wondering what it is (if your not bleh) I dont know what it is. Theres going to be hotdogs and icecream but thats all I know. my math teacher was very mysterious about it.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

They have finished it

Some of my very first posts were about this and well they've done it.


They finished the school demolition.
My school has a new playground and a new wing. Both of which suck. The new wing is all shapey and colorful. Kind of like that song "Best Day Ever". The playground is in the back of the field AND it's half the size of the old playground. The entire place reeks of princepal.Pictures to follow.

Thursday, August 31, 2006

Summer i knew thee well

Sadly summmer is coming to an end. I just got my classes for my first year in middle school.

BUT ANYWAY I just came back from the Met. In the Arms &(cool punctuation &&&&)Armor exhibit they had the ultimate killing machine. A swordgun. And this isn't just an ordinary sword, it's a ruby in crested rapier on a musket!!!!!!!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Hi


Hi I'm back. I'm gonna start posting more often now.

So I have compiled the following list:
10 Reasons why HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL(hisss hissss)is bad
1.The villains are brother and sister and yet in a song a line is "shake some booty and turn around.'
2.Status Quo- the whole point of it is to say that Troy shouldn't sing and the girl shouldn't dance. And it's a giant dance number.
3. Disney Channel
4. They hack a GAS POWERED Bunson burner. I'm suprised that the school has a wi fi network that has access to the scoreboard.
5.Its racist against Drama teachers...
6. Every girl in school is obsessed with it and or Zac Efron.
7.Zac Efron.
8.The villains become friends as in EVERY DISNEY CHANNEL MOVIE!
9. 37,000,000 people have seen it.
10.It is coming to Broadway as a musical. It might not come out until the 07-08 season.

Saturday, April 29, 2006

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Sorry

Sorry, I haven't posted something in a while. I've been working on a video for a local group.

Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Walt Disney World













I HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM DISNEY WORLD!!!!!!!!!! IT WAS SOOOOOO FUN!! there are so many tourists and fun rides! And I found some hidden Mickeys.I rode the train (all 46hours and 18 mins bolth ways.)

Wednesday, March 29, 2006

global warming


I am having a BBQ and it is March.I smelled skunk in January.I live near NYC and the high 2day was 76 degrees.If this is not proof of global warming then I really REALLY don't know what is!!!!

Hommocks Middle School



I went on a tour of my middle school. (I'll be there next year.)

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Nerf Movies and My Picture.

My Nerf clan: http://www.freewebs.com/cactusman008/index.htm
Click on "3/31 Nerf Fight."

My brother's movies (starring Yours Truly): http://www.putfile.com/nightshade280
Click on Windows Media logos.

You now may return to your everyday whatever it is that you do.

Monday, March 27, 2006

WOO HOO


I just got accepted to be in Google Adsense. B4 I just applied. NOW I get in.

I would really like to thank the Academy and all the ppl who helped me on the great award. Like Joe, Mary, Honze, Bill,and Jerry for this.

I got Cinnamon Bun shampoo, a Lyme disease website ,a software website, AND a magazine website. YES!
CLICK ON THE ADS!!!!!!

AND BUY CINNAMON BUN SHAMPOO. IT ROCKS!!!!!!!

HERE'S A PICTURE

contest


I am holding a contest, whoever can find the best picture will win a prize!!!If you want to be in it tell the name of your blog and post the picture you want to nominate.I nominate this picture. I will be the judge of whoevers is the most awsome.

Sunday, March 26, 2006

my braces

Before, got my back ones in I got my front braces in yesterday.They're Yankee colors (GO YANKEES!!!!!)Also yesterday I went to my school's annual international fair (it's actually fun. Its not just like anti-racist posters everywhere and a wack-a-mole.) I won something in a raffle, it was like 16 vs 8 kids on teachers basketball.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

ADS!!!!

I just got Adsense so ppl can advertise on my blog.The process is a company tells Blogger.com to search if their names come up and they put ads on my site. You get paid if you get an ad! I'm going to be rich by the end of the year!

Thursday, March 23, 2006

Nerf: the aftermath

this is my offical Nerf clan picture.


I survived the battle JUST BARELY.As I ran through Flint Park with my Nerf weapon I jumped into the river bank.I ran down the bank and up the hill. I gallantly got their flag, ran 20 feet and immediately got pistol whipped down in my pride. Ok so here's what happened in English: I ran through Flint Park and I saw a river. There was a 10 foot drop and then a bank. It was near the enemy base so I took it to the end and saw their flag. I got it. I ran a couple feet and got pistol whipped by Oren (a friend)I went back to the base. (we won anyway)

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

Nerf

I am just minutes away from my first Nerf gun battle(my bro and his friends have a league of Nerf gun fighters.)My gun can fire 20 darts in 5 secs!!!!!!!I'm going to own everybody.

Saturday, March 18, 2006

My braces

I just got my braces in. I'm pretty depressed w/e. Also go to
"http://bucket-o-milk.blogspot.com/"> It's my friend's.

Sunday, March 12, 2006

My weekend

This weekend my baby cousin's "mommy" went to the West Indies and she left Pete (my cousin) and Cece(their dog) at my grandma's house. Btw Pete is 3.I'm currently taking care of him. I've changed his "dipe" twice! I also take him to the bathroom and give him baths(ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww). I also learned lacrosse at her house. I'm actually enjoying it here cuz Pete's so cute.

Friday, March 10, 2006

Ballroom....


Every Friday I have to draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag myself to ballroom. We dance for an hour!!!!!! with people( me and friends made a promise to dance with each other((3 girls 2 guys ((( I'm a guy))))))
and my friend shoots Coke out of her nose everytime (long story.)

The kids in the blue and pink shirts were just some hobo kids (they are little siblings of people in the picture.)One person is left out of the picture, it's Grace. She's out because her car was attacked by whales from Tibet with rabies on her way to the house.

Sorry

I'm sorry I didn't post for like a year but I'm starting it again. I got a job at a local ice rink cleaning around the snack bar ($30 a day woot!) and it's made me realize how evil the world really is. So I've decided to make some changes:
  1. I'm NEVER chewing gum again
  2. I'm never spilling water when it can FREEZE on A BROOM
  3. Freedom fries are great when free :)

Tuesday, October 04, 2005


This weekend my village had a "campout".(above.) My tent - I slept in that- yes - and so did my family - yes we did. This picture was taken at Harbor Island, our local beach where the "campout" was. For the first dinner we had sausages, more sausages, hot dogs ( I chugged six), hamburgers, and chicken. For the second dinner, at 10pm, we had the same thing. For the third dinner, we had pizza from Sal's, one of the many local pizzerias. And dessert we had a giant ice cream cake. (Below) the sunset through the trees. (Below below) a fire truck that for some reason was parked in front of the campout. Lots of people sat on it. Also, in my opinion the picture looks cool.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Couch?

A few weeks ago my brother and dad went to florida, leaving me ang my mom so what do you think we did?

  • A. buy a couch
  • B. campout in the livingroom
  • C. ate cookie dough(i like cookie dough:)and watched movies
  • D.went to walters for lunch everyday

If you picked letter d then you were...

WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

The correct anwser is... B

Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Dog sitting

I started my own dogsitting service. If you have a dog and live in Westchester, New York I can provide complete dog/house care.
This is Oliver. He is an awesome dog cause he is. He is calm and never disobeys. He would barely notice other dogs. I would walk him in Warren Ave. Park (a local park) and ya.

Maggie was more ... difficult. She was ...energetic.
She scratched me, jumped on me ,and bit the leash. Sometimes I let go. Me and mom would try to catch her. Oh yes it was hard work.

Monday, August 15, 2005



This is the final post about my adventure to Central Park. Some people are so sad about it that they have gone completely insane and started dressing up like pencils. (Actually we just met this person on Fifth Avenue. She was passing out coupons for free pencils at Office Max.)

Sunday, August 14, 2005

(Start reading this post and the very end and work your way up.)
Then we saw this. I'll give you a hint. It rhymes with moo. A kid was trying to hug this. And its usually brown. Someone asked if this was actually art. I wanted to scream at them - because anything can be art!
This is what we saw first when we left the zoo.
This is part of a sequence of pictures. This one is a sculpture of the elephant.
The Central Park Zoo's maybe most famous animal, Gus the polar bear. I can understand why the polar bear was in the water. It was like 8 billion degrees.
The Central Park Zoo - full of many animals, but no lions, zebras, giraffes or hippos. Somebody should sue Pixar cuz in "Madagascar" there were. But there were penguins, so there is still some hope.
This is my brother Ben hanging out on the carousel.

Continuing my journey through Central Park, this is me on the famous carousel. There's even been a Broadway show about it (or a carousel anyway.) I have never been on a carousel. As you can tell, I am scared. This may be amazing, but its true. I thought the carousel had broken down because I wasn't moving up and down. I expected to be moving up and down and feeling scared, but I wasn't. Woot!I was surprised. And then really happy.

Sunday, August 07, 2005

After I went to the museum, I went to Central Park and people were getting married left and right. It was creepy. And some were in the wedding ceremony, some were married 15 minutes ago and some were in their first dance. These are some pictures of them. The couple below was in their first dance. The couple above had been married like 15 minutes ago. The couple below the dancers, the groom had just rode in on a peditaxi and was taking the bride away but here dress was too big and poofy so she couldn't get in. I'm sure thats a great start to the marriage.





These are the people from the peditaxi wedding.

These are people in the middle of the wedding ceremony. As you can kind of makeout (make out ha ha) the ring is just getting put on the bride. There were no other people at the wedding (cry cry cry.)

Saturday, August 06, 2005


This picture is of the Guggenheim museum as featured in Men in Black I. I took these pictures. The structure of the Guggenheim is one big ramp so they can display art fluently instead of breaking it up into rooms. I saw paintings by Van Gogh, Picasso and Duchamps.










This is the story of the day me and my family went
to New York City. As you can probably tell this is
us at the train station. We live in Ma-maroneck. You can see "maroneck" here. I had no idea I was going to walk 30 blocks in and around Central Park that day. But I did!

Friday, July 29, 2005

50 Things I like

1. Ice cream. (Never ask if I want ice cream. I always do.)
2. monkeys.
3. Al Franken, Jerry Springer, Jeaneane Garolfalo, Mark Maron all of whom are on Air America, the most liberal radio station on Earth.

4. Air America
5. Blogger.com
6. Swimming
7. Video games
8. The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee ( Broadway show)
9. Broadway
10.Jesse Tyler Ferguson (my favorite actor. He wears a polka-dotted "cape" in Spelling Bee. )
11.fuzzy, fuzzy bunny
12. My pet turtles Sheldon and Squirty
13.The Fairly Odd Parents
14. Bases
15. Baseball
16.basketball
17. Water basketball
18.Being tall
19. Cinnabon
20. Cinnamon buns
21.Cinnamon rolls
22.More Cinnamon buns
23.Matt, Kate, Rebecca, Ryan, Olivia, Will, Joey, Mark, the other Mark, Eloise.
24 My brothers friends: Justin, Al, Matt, Kenji
25. Getting invited to a party where everybody else is 14. (I am sooooo awesome)
26. cats
27.Miguel Cairo
28.Clay Aiken and Fantasia.( I knew they both were going to be stars from the audition. And Clay gives me hope that skinny white guys can be successful in music. )
29. NYC
30. Anything Lord of the Rings
31.Cereality in Phila. I want one here.Now.
32.BACON!!!!!!!
33. Moshi pillows. (Its stretchy and comfy and squishy. It smells like peaches. I can’t stop squishing it. And when I put it on my head, I look like a mushroom.)
34.wombats
35. Llamas
36.marmosets.
37.Saying: wombats, marmoset, llama, monkey and pants.
38.AIM
39.Philly
40. BARBEQUE SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41. The song ""Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist"from Avenue Q
42. "Pearls Before Swine"the comic.
43. The Comic section
44. Democrats
45. the ice cream man. (because he makes me happy)
46.boxers (not briefs)
47. Ice. The cold stuff. Not the valuable stuff.
48.mst3k (Mystery Science Theater 3000)
49. weather, Weatherbug, flood watches (because they are soooo awesome),Doppler radar.
50. My new refridgerator that keeps ice cream cold.

40 Things I Don’t Like

1.George Bush
2. Snakes
3, Karl Rove
4..Dick Cheney
5. Condi
6.John Roberts
7. Any Supreme Court justice who will resign suddenly and be named Sandra Day OConnor because preserving my rights is more important than spending time with your grandchildren.
8. The war in Iraq
9. Republicans (except for Sen. Lieberman sometimes.)
10. Gangstas
11. Kids who I don’t like
12. Indenting
13. Having to be learnding
14. Homework
15. Shopping. Its so humiliating. (And yet I have a friend who has a shopping trophy. I don’t understand.)
16. Linux
17. Select dogs
18. Windows 98 (Because I have it. And its horrible)
19. Lyme disease (because I have it.)
20. Food touching other food. I think its wrong.
21. EAGames(I need to cleanse my mouth now)
22. Mcdonalds
23. Light in the Piazza
24. Pizza
25. Hashbrowns
26. Cheese(And I am not lactose intolerant. I just don’t like old cow juice)
27. ProLife (As in people who are trying to get rid of Roe vs. Wade)
28. Rain
29. Thunder storms
30.Scary movies (you are Psycho if you see one. Wink. Wink. )
31.People going wink wink
32.The note e flat on the bass. It’s disturbing.
33.The clarinet.
34.Racist people.
35.briefs
36.bureaucraticness
37.redundancy
38.redundancy
39.redundancy
40.redundancy

Thursday, July 28, 2005


I hereby announce 2005 Summer Olympics will be at the Viagas Woods and Pool Club.There is a small fee of $5 to get in and it will go to the Mamaroneck Avenue School Playground fund and the Taiwanese whales. Ok the second part was a little exaggerated - about the whales. But, really.
Its going to be waterlicious! Its going to be watertastic! The events are as follows: the 80 foot swim, the boat paddle, the 40 foot swim, pine cone toss, the staring contest, water basketball, and a new event this year - a variation of water polo - we don't know what to call it yet, but we will - oh, -we will. The date will be announced soon. It will oh it will

Tuesday, July 26, 2005

Lyme disease


It all started when I felt really sleepy on Thursday night. When I woke up Friday, my head felt like it was swollen. My eyes were in distress. I felt pain whenever I moved them. My hip hurt. My stomach was churning. I felt like my neck woudln't hold my head up. I felt sleepy. I struggled to go to Home Depot somy parents could pick up linoleum tiles for the kitchen. I had a pillow, my blanket and my fuzzy, fuzzy bunny which I need when I don't feel well. On Sunday morning we went to the doctor. She said I had a summer virus and it could last for two weeks and I might get a rash. Well, I got a rash. Then two days later, my Mom just had this funny feeling about the rash so we went to the doctor, even though she might think we are crazy. I have just been diagnosed with Lyme disease.



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